Not taken with Hipstamatic, this is a photo from a time when people who looked like this weren’t necessarily assholes.
“Wait until the other Delta Zeta girls hear that I landed the role of Bluto in the Sigma Chi theatre production of Animal House!”
And, while we’re on the subject of Delta Zeta,
“Banged, banged, banged, banged (she passed out at the KKG house after a party one night), banged, had crabs (banged), banged, wouldn’t let me bang (banged anyway).”
We’re all still alive!
thisiswhyyourefrat.com has been renewed! Along with the privacy proxies! Keeping the scene alive!
Funny coming soon.
It’s our right to live up to social norms.
“Wait, bros, why are your cocks out?”
It’s Rush Week!
Don’t be fooled. It’s not Christmas … and it’s only 7:30pm.
Only to pledges.
I’ve only seen something this gay once before in my entire life, and it was when I decided that I wouldn’t let Mario Cantone pick out pornos for me ever again.
